This afternoon we ran to the local Walgreen’s to get our passport photos done. While waiting for them to develop I snuck away to the discount book bin. The aisle that the bin is in contains several summery type wares.
In this aisle with me was one other person. It was a lady, maybe in her mid to late 30s (*sigh* like me *sigh*) wearing a tube top dress. She had a body to wear it so no problem there. I am guessing that she had made at least a mental shopping list and it may have looked like this:
Tanning Lotion
Flip-Flops
Sunglasses
Panties
Uhmm, yeah. She bent over at the waist wearing that incredibly short dress to look at some of the flip-flops on the bottom shelf and **BOOM** she showed me the “kibble & bits”!
Honey, please wear underwear to the store. Also, note to self: learn to reach for your camera phone quicker!
