Sometimes I just never know what things my wife will say. Usually she is harmless but every now and again she really can be scathing. Here are a couple of quick examples:
- Yesterday we were at home and Paige, our momma cat, just would not stop jumping onto the kitchen counter. I was just so annoyed about it all. Well, here was her suggestion: “Let’s put a bunch of mouse traps up on the counter…that will break her of jumping up there really quick.”
- Today as we were avoiding the large wreck on the interstate driving down Highway 431 (I think that’s right) we were cruising behind a guy on a motorcycle and we were making some good time. Out of nowhere some jack-hole in his daddy’s VW Jetta (yeah, it wasn’t that cool) is riding my ass. He eventually hauls it around me in a no-passing-zone and puts his front bumper on the back of that guy’s bike. He kept poking his nose out to go around him but was brushed back by oncoming traffic a couple of times. Eventually he moved on, thankfully. So she makes the following comment: “We should buy a ton of douches and keep them in the car so we can toss them at people like him.”
My wife is awesome, it’s just that simple.
Your wife is brilliant and hilarious.
That’s too funny… I love it!
sounds like a match made in heaven
Your wife is awesome, haha