Sometimes I just never know what things my wife will say. Usually she is harmless but every now and again she really can be scathing. Here are a couple of quick examples:
- Yesterday we were at home and Paige, our momma cat, just would not stop jumping onto the kitchen counter. I was just so annoyed about it all. Well, here was her suggestion: “Let’s put a bunch of mouse traps up on the counter…that will break her of jumping up there really quick.”
- Today as we were avoiding the large wreck on the interstate driving down Highway 431 (I think that’s right) we were cruising behind a guy on a motorcycle and we were making some good time. Out of nowhere some jack-hole in his daddy’s VW Jetta (yeah, it wasn’t that cool) is riding my ass. He eventually hauls it around me in a no-passing-zone and puts his front bumper on the back of that guy’s bike. He kept poking his nose out to go around him but was brushed back by oncoming traffic a couple of times. Eventually he moved on, thankfully. So she makes the following comment: “We should buy a ton of douches and keep them in the car so we can toss them at people like him.”
My wife is awesome, it’s just that simple.
