I have a love/hate relationship with my search engine terms. It seems that some of them are just ridiculously humorous and then others are quite disturbing. Luckily for all of us my blog has been graced by the total range of the spectrum of oddness.
chocolate starfish
killer clown
evil chicken
boobalicious
girl peeing
stop bugging me
spankings
testicle amputation
3 testicles
Klingon Uranus
Godsmacked
Yoda drunk
a boy hidden in the trees
titties and beer
butt crack mold
humans with wings
penis snake tattoo
wrinkly old lady butt
barf-a-thon
Carmen Electra teeth
I think I threw up in my mouth
turd sandwich
butt cut
scarecrow tattooing
Cracker Barrel is scary
wrestling naked
pack of underwear
hit in the testicles
little boys with penis hanging out
woman testicle control
douche bag tattoos
female to male gender reassignment
There is so much crazy here I don’t even know where to begin. I am really creeped out right now. I think I will go nap or something.
Ya know, if you just looked at your search engine terms, one might think you’re a weirdo.
“chocolate starfish” is a term I just recently heard. kind of funny, kind of ewwww.
“titties and beer” cracks me up. Someone who has the secret of life and knows exactly how to get it.
Butt crack mold?
*SNORK!*
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Until I read your terms, it never occurred to me that Uranus is the most likely place to find Klingons.
Kind of obvious when you think about it.
HBT – You assume that I am not a weirdo…that’s so cute. lol
Ginger – I always love making people *snork*…that sounds dirty.
Weaze – If it means leaving the Klingons there vs having Shatner make them move, I’ll keep ‘em around the ol anus…err, Uranus.