I walked into the bathroom at work this morning. One of the first things I do is scope out the area to see where the other fellas are and whatnot. As I pushed my way through the second door into the main chamber of the room, another co-worker was heading right for me.
Apparently this gentleman was just exiting one of the stalls and had completed his transaction. He was walking a bit gingerly as he still had his pants wide open. He began to stuff his shirt and whatever else into the front of his pants and was grunting all at the same time.
Was there not enough room in the handicap stall to complete his re-dressing process? I really have an issue with guys at work flashing their black Calvin Klein briefs in the middle of the morning. Please guys let’s all pull up our drawers, etc before exiting through that stall door.

















My father has this habit – even though their house has plenty of large bathrooms. Aggravates the hell out of me, so I can only imagine how lovely it is to see strangers doing so.
I see this in the public restroom at my workplace all the time. It’s like a gym locker room or something.
I also don’t get all of the farting that goes on. Like some confused schoolmarm I think, “This is neither the time nor the place.”