A Rose By Any Other Name

Over the last few weeks several of my co-workers and I have been collecting names of some of the customers that we have here at your local neighborhood financial institution. Some of these people’s names just amuse the crap out of us. Now I must share a few of them with you:

Pleasure Gainer – You know this person got made fun of in school.

Anil Harsch – It sounds like someone needs some KY Jelly.

Colon Raper – WTF? Really? What were they thinking?

Nikki Stacks – Destined for porn or pole dancing.

Pete Moss – I hope this guy owns a nursery.

Tia Knott – Someone that would make a good midshipman or rock climber maybe?  

Hye Min Park – There aren’t many trees in Hymen Park but there are many bushes!

Harry Johnson – Maybe he should Nair his Johnson…

Gary Cockburn – Somebody needs a salve.

Richard Blue – I mean ‘Dick Blue’, really? Is his brother’s name ‘Ball’? 

Richard Assing – Predestined for homosexuality?

Suk Dickover – There are just too many options for this one!

These are just a sampling of the odd and funny names that we come across on a daily basis. I will share more as they come across my desk.