Now I sent a few people this one but everytime I think about it I giggle more and more. I got a joke in an email from a former co-worker and (sorry to say) failed blogger that is just brilliant. It goes a little something like this:
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping thru the forest road when she sees the big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
‘My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.’
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched behind a bush.
‘My what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.’
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About 1/4 mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the wolf again and this time he is crouched down behind a rock.
‘My what big teeth you have Mr. Wolf.’
With that the wolf jumps up and screams, ‘Will you knock it off, I’m trying to poop!’
Man that just tickles the crap out of me (no pun intended)!
