A Conversation About Homosexual Dairy Products

This evening we were watching a TiVo’d episode of Boy Meets Grill with Bobby Flay. Bob was doing something with plums and some Greek yogurt. The following conversation ensued:

me: You know why it’s Greek yogurt?

The School Girl: **skeptical look**

me: Cuz it likes to have anal sex!

Of course this prompted me to laugh uproariously to the point of tears. My wife followed that with this:

You may just be retarded. I married a retarded guy.

Okay so I may have pushed the envelope with that one.  Hehehe.

It Is Not Dan Fogelberg

So the wife and I had to run into one of the dollar-type stores this evening for a couple of items when it happened. The store was playing some AM Gold soundtrack and I got a song stuck in my head that I immediately thought was Dan Fogelberg or Seals & Crofts or something like that.

Well, I was wrong. It was Paul Davis. I told The School Girl that I really like this song and that I feared that means I am turning gay or something. Her response was:

Yep, you may be.

How sweet. Please someone help me get this song out of my head soon! By the way, I just found out that Mr. Davis died only a couple of weeks ago. For some reason I feel bad.