I saw on The Office the other night that they were doing some Mad Libs but were super cleaned up style. Booooriiiiiing!
Well, The School Girl and I broke out the Mad Libs book this afternoon and did a few ourselves. This one was titled Custer’s Last Whatchamacallit:
This is the story of Custer’s last toenail. General Custer was a toe jam in the Civil War, sometimes called the War Between the titties. He was a vain man with long yellow nostril hairs and a moist disposition.
In 1876, dookie brown men were moving deeper into the West. This made the Indians swollen, and they started pooping.
In 1876, President Grant sent Custer, with a troop of United States whisker biscuits, into the West to protect American gay cowboys. Custer followed the Indian force and set up camp at the little engorged Horn. The next morning, over 8 Indians attacked, and that was that. Custer’s last words were, “What chickens!”
Okay so that may not have been hilarious (unless you were drunk) but not too shabby. We did these a while back with the G-Man family and they were just waaaaaay too dirty to print here.
