Not Quite Living Up To Expectations

Back in January The School Girl and I went out to party (if old people still party) with G-Man & SueBoo and Cool Ronald & Heidi. The quick recap of that evening was documented over here.

Now during that evening’s festivities someone, and I am not naming names, dropped our digital camera from the table to the hard floor below rendering it crippled and then completely kaput. This annoyed me a bit since we had some photos in the camera that I just couldn’t get to. Luckily, SueBoo also took pictures that evening and I stole borrowed her’s for my blog entry.

Now we fast-forward to present times. Last weekend G-Man & SueBoo came to the boondocks for a visit and were nice enough to loan us their extra camera. Hooray, no more reliance on my cell phone camera. I was also able to pull the much anticipated photographs from our memory card.

I began to peruse these pictures and realized how lucky we were that we couldn’t get to them.

The evening began with a van ride and The School Girl blinding me repeatedly with the camera’s flash.

Later the waitress was nice enough to suggest a group photo. She grabbed our camera and before Cool Ronald and I could finish our heated conversation on southern rock in today’s musical atmosphere we were captured for posterity.

The wife wanted a nice shot of our favorite couple in all of their loving glory. Aren’t they just the sweetest things? Nice how they managed to get a couple of ‘birdies’ in the shot.

Here I am talking about boogers I think. Great conversation to have in public, right?

The G-Man is making his ‘baby pooping face’ for the whole bar to see. It is amazing how realistic this is.

It appears that we must have been talking about 80s videos or something as I show my “Thriller” face.

The G-Man looks a bit tired here as I…uhh…rub…err…my nipples? Yep, that sounds correct. It may have been thoses Jager shots Cool Ronald kept ordering!

The School Girl is obviously telling some story that makes fun of me. Mostly this picture is important as it documents the hidden smoking habits of SueBoo. Evidence to be used by G-Man for later no doubt.

It was at this point of the evening that we began to play shuffle board and had to fight through bleary eyes. This looks like a point of view photo but in actuality is the first to be taken after the camera made its leap to its slow death.

The evening wouldn’t be complete without a few more pics of our great friends. Here you see the wonderful artistry that is my wife’s photographic talent…oops, the camera finally emitting its dying breath.

I now wish that these photos never saw the light of day. I am sure that ya’ll agree with me. Anyway, as you can see we can really make fools of ourselves and love every minute of it. Let me know if you want to participate and we can take some hilarious shots of you out in public for the whole internet to see.