I am sitting here at work trying to find things to keep me busy. I have a few things that I have been assigned but I am far from knowing enough to be self-sufficient. I am bordering on boredom but this is a much better job than my old customer service based technical support position. When I look down the hall at those people who are left over there I feel terrible for them.
While speaking with a fellow co-worker he pointed out to me and the rest of my team his shoes. He apparently put way too much foot powder in his socks this morning. Every time he steps large puffs of white smoky powder rises from both shoes. Hilarious. I am going to try and obtain some video later.
Another annoyance today was the use of microfiche. Okay I know how to use a fiche reading machine from back in my younger years in libraries. I do not; however, know how to print these things but I am sure someone can show me how. Lastly on this point, the filing system consists of several boxes randomly labeled:
Box 1: 05/1999
Box 2: 1999 – 2003
Box 3: 1998 – 2001
Box 4: 09/1994 – 04/2000
I was looking for stuff that would be from 1999. Which box would I search through do you think? Yeah, I have no idea either.
Lastly, this is directed to you. Yes, you little lady with the headphones in the copy room. Please for the love of all that is holy, please stop singing out loud for the rest of us to hear. I enjoy listening to music and I have been known to sing out loud from time to time and I am not ever going to be on American Idol but you ma’am sound like a cat that is having its claws ripped from its paws. Yes, it is that bad. Thank you for listening.

All of this and it isn’t even lunch yet. I can’t wait for the second part of the day.