Smart @ss 2

I was talking on the phone with Little Harry this afternoon. He was telling me about how he was trying to catch a ride to the junior high school basketball game that his school was to be competing for some championship. I wanted to know where this game was to be contested and he informed me of the actual name of the school. As we all know, most junior high schools are not generally named for the city that they are located and this school was no different. I asked him which city that particular school was located and he told me. The rest of the conversation went like this:

Me: Yeah dude, I am not familiar with where all these elementary schools are located.

Little Harry: hmmph!

Me: What?

Little Harry: You said ‘elementary school’!

Me: Ooh! I’m sorry. I was wrong, I meant to say junior high.

Little Harry: **crickets**

Me: Hello? Are you there?

Little Harry: Yeah. I’m just trying to soak it all in.

Me: What are you talking about?

Little Harry: Well you admitted that you were wrong. You are NEVER wrong!

The School Girl’s response to this: “Well, did you expect anything less? He is your son.” Nice.

Smart @ss

Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday to a very beautiful little girl who is far, far away. You are missed.

Happy Birthday

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Slingblade At The Exxon

This morning I stopped to get gas and such at the local filling station. I had the following conversation with the woman behind the counter:

Me: $10 on #2 please.

Woman: Too cold to pump gas. (like Slingblade)

Me: Yep, it’s pretty cold out there.

Woman: Too cold for questions. (again like Slingblade)

Me: O…kay

She frightened me. Just letting you know.

Slingblade

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