Whenever I hear his name or see him on television, I always make a joke of his name. Who am I talking about? Hugh Jackman.
What do I change his name to? Huge Assman. This makes me giggle even though it is severely childish. Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against the guy or his work. What can I say? I am 12 years old at heart sometimes. Luckily my wife has gotten used to it by now, thank goodness.
While sitting around watching my Red Sox beat up on the Indians and playing a little Monopoly, the following conversation took place:
Fandango: ZZZNNNXXXX **snoring**
The School Girl: “Is that the dog?”
Me: “Yeah, I thought it was a car outside.”
The School Girl: “I thought it was your butt!”
There’s nothing like being accused of passing gas when you did nothing wrong, is it guys? They almost never believe you.
